HSHOTEL SUFARDIReturn to the Kanteen ↗

ROOM 06 · KAPTEN’S KANTEEN

Comedy.

Kapten is the master at this table. Consider yourself warned. The gate is open, the sign is rude, and there is room here for a punchline, an awkward pause, or an absolutely terrible joke.

Take a seat ↓Back to the shared tables ↗
The imagined waterfront Kanteen, with wooden tables, flowers, brass lamps, and an open gate to the quay.
A corner of Kapten’s Kanteen. Pull up a chair.

On the napkin.

Three questions to begin with. Bring a story, an observation, or a question of your own.

  1. NAPKIN 01

    A ship’s crew walks into a prison kanteen of love. What does Kapten say first? Give us your best opening line.

  2. NAPKIN 02

    Kapten is master at this table—if a prison kanteen of love had a last call, what would Kapten shout?

  3. NAPKIN 03

    The gate is open and the sign is rude. What does Kapten say before anyone sits?

Return to your table at the Kanteen ↗

Another door is open.

Stay with this subject, or follow your curiosity into the next room.